I've been pondering some hypotheticals lately, although if any of you feel like expressing your opinions, feel free.
1. Is it wrong that I sometimes, when I go to the cafeteria at my place of employment, that sometimes I grab an extra couple of plastic forks to keep in my desk drawer? I mean, they are just out there on the condiment station and there doesn't seem to be a "one per meal" policy. I figure it's always a good thing to have an extra fork in my desk just in case someone offers me free cake.
2. Um, I had another one but I can't remember what it was.
3. (This is not the one that should have been #2). Is it wrong that I am fascinated by this woman I sometimes see at the fitness center. While chugging away on my 45 minute elliptical routine (I had to slip in that I am up to 45 minutes without falling, puking, or crying) this older woman comes in and just starts pacing back and forth across the length of the room. Maybe this is just how she warms up or something? I don't know. And hey, work out however you want, but why would you spend $25 to get access to the equipment in a fitness room and then just do something you could do in your apartment for free?
4. OH! I just remembered what #2 was going to be, but if I leave it here at #4 then it makes the entry look longer. (See, I told you this entry wasn't going to be any good.) Does anyone else thing that the recently released goverment guidelines for daily excercise are completely unfair in the same way that weather is unfair (i.e., loud thunderstorms that keep you awake all night or blizzards that happen on days you don't have school anyway). I mean, 90 fucking minutes a day? I don't have 90 minutes a day. I mean, I probably could work in 90 minutes a day, but I would go nutso if I didn't have time every day to sit on the couch and read or watch a movie or play Grand Theft Auto. UNFAIR, DEPT. OF AGRICULTURE! Figure out a way I can get by on 45 minutes of vigorous exercise every other day, then I will hate you much, much less.
That's enough wondering for one day. Thanks for sticking around this long.
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