I cannot open a box of Wintergreen Tic Tacs without consuming the whole box within the next 15 minutes. Spearmint, however, can sit in my car for days at a time.
Last night I was making fun of a contestant on Beauty and the Geek because he had a massive cold sore growing on his lip, and this morning, I woke up with some massive, painful, cold sore-like bump growing on my lip. It may be a pimple. Either way, karma is biting me on the lip.
Speaking of biting, Helen the Cat likes to wait until I am out of the shower and drying off and then she takes advantage of my vulnerability and bites the top of my big toe. That hurts more than you might think.
I am PMSing like a motherfucker and it's making me feel like crap. Besides the bloating and the irritability, my boobs are so sore that when I rolled over onto one of them last night (while sleeping) and it hurt like a bitch, so bad that it woke me up. Let me make this clear: I woke myself up by rolling over onto my own boob.
Why is it that the recent heat wave has robbed everyone of their ability to drive? And why is it that the recent heat wave exactly corresponded with the air conditioning in my car dying? And the inability of the car place to fix it until this weekend (when the heat wave should be over?)
Does anyone want to place any bets on how much longer I will continue to love the new Black Eyed Peas song, since it's rapidly heading toward the City of Overplayed, Population: Too Many Songs I Used to Like?
The best thing about last weekend's Pride Parade was the free pink So Gay magnet featured below, because "So Gay" is one of my favorite phrases, EVER.
The second best thing about the parade was the confused woman who stopped us on the street because she wanted to know what was going on. I can see not realizing that you are visiting DC the same weekend as the Pride parade, but once you are there in the middle of it, wouldn't the men on floats wearing only underwear and the men in convertables wearing dresses clued you in? Dunno, maybe I am gay-jaded.
That's the news. So Gay!
