Tonight I was so excited. I stopped into a Safeway to buy some bottled water (the carbondated kind that tastes like strawberry-kiwi) and while I was in the beverage aisle, I found six-packs of Tab! Expensive, but I don't care, 'cause I loves me some Tab. I wasn't at my regular grocery store ... which is perfect in almost every way ... except it doesn't have Tab.
(I wouldn't be surprised if I've written about this before but that just goes to prove that I'm not lying about my affection for the Tab.)
Anyway, I was at that particular Safeway because it was next store to one of those Arts & Crafts store that scare the hell out of me. I went to the Scary Arts & Crafts store because I have some stuff I want to get framed, and they were having a big! 50! %! Off! All! Framing! Sale! which didn't even matter because even with that 50! %! off I still couldn't afford it. But the nice lady helped me figure out that just ordering mats cut and buying standard size frames should work just fine. Thanks, Pat! (I think she was willing to do this because she told me that today was her last day at Scary Arts & Crafts store -- it was supposed to be next week, but they didn't give her any hours next week and she was pissed. Thanks, Pat! Good luck with your next job at the Scary Fabric Store!)
I have this theory that Arts & Crafts stores are mostly patronized by sexually frustrated women who need something to do with their hands. Go wander around your local place and try to tell me I am wrong. Ouch!
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