This morning, as usual, the alarm went off and I hit snooze and rolled over. I heard Helen rummaging around beside the bed, then I felt her jump onto the bed. Normally at this point she starts meowing and trying to bite my fingers, but this time, she climbed up onto my back and reached down to gently pat the right side of my face with her paw. Say it with me everybody. "Awwww! So sweet!" Unless, of course, she was really trying to take my right eye out.
I stopped at the bagel place today and I was waiting in line behind some people who were having a bit of a time making up their minds. (Who has to stop and THINK when asked "small, medium, or large coffee?") But the lady who does most of the cooking (bur rarely works the counter) recognized
me as the "jalepeno corn bagel" and came around and got my bagel started right away, essentially bumping me ahead of the slowpokes. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER!
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