KeeperSister[on phone]: So I had to ask the client if she could wait in the exam room with her dog, and I did the poop walk back to the bathroom!
Keepergirl: When you got back, was she all "What smells like ass?"
KeeperSister: No, I sprayed the air freshner stuff. But it doesn't really work. It just ends up smelling like someone pooped in an orange grove.
Keepergirl: Ah! I hate that stuff! We have weird air freshner in my office too! Why can't people just buy plain old Lysol?
KeeperSister: I know!
Keepergirl: The stuff in the bathroom where I work is some melon-scented stuff.
KeeperSister: Really? Yuck.
Keepergirl: Yeah, it just smells like someone pooped on a cantaloupe.
KeeperSister: A Pooperloupe!!!
At this point we both dissolved into hysterical laughter and when I sent KeeperSister down the hall to tell KeeperMom "Pooperloupe!" she so totally did not think we were funny. My sister and I are very misunderstood.
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