... turned 35. I am now old enough to run for President, so I'll be expecting your support in 2008. Twizler gave me a t-shirt that says "MEATBALL" and that will figure prominently into my campaign.
... moved into a nice new office in a nice new building in the nice downtown area of the City I Work In. This makes me happy because there are more places to go for lunch. I dig lunch. Same old job though.
... witnessed a grown, well-dressed, respectable looking man pee in a parking garage. And it wasn't even next to his own car!
... spent Thanksgiving weekend hanging out with KeeperSister cooking turkey, playing videogames, and acting like dorks. I also took her on her first trip to Trader Joes and to a restaurant that was just a few doors down from a building that burned to the ground.
... received a digital camera from KeeperParents and discovered that I am pretty good at taking pictures but not so good at printing them off or sending them to people.
... took about a hundred pictures of Helen the Cat to send out with some of my Christmas cards. Yes, I am that sort of pet owner.
... took Helen the Cat to the vet for shots. She was displeased with this turn of events and did not hesitate to make her displeasure clear to me. I also found out that she is overweight (technical term: fat fat fatty boombalatty) and that I have to cut back on her food which means that she will have further displeasure to express in the days to come.
... walked through an area where filming for this movie has been taking place, although obviously not at the same time when filming was actually taking place. I saw some cars and stuff that were used as props though, and I am enough of a dork to think that is cool.
... balanced my checkbook correctly on the first motherfucking try!
... attended a Festivus party and felt that the grievances I aired were somewhat inadequate.
... gotten totally addicted to Project Runway. Am I in or am I out?
... gotten my teeth cleaned. Shiny!
... met my cousin's totally adorable baby and tried to devise a way to steal her and bring her home to live with me. Until she pooped, and then I gave her back and decided to keep pictures instead.
... stayed up entirely too late devising this lame-ass list. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
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